Your mouth is God's brothel.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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