I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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