So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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