Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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