Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Randomize
