So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
What a dumb baby whore.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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