I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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