I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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