bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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