I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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