Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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