i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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