I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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