did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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