I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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