i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Randomize
