HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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