on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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