Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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