i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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