i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Randomize
