Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
This baby is an asshole
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
So vagazzling was a success
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