So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Fuck appropriateness.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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