He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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