bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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