idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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