what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Randomize