Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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