Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Randomize
