singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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