Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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