The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Randomize
