sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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