i barfeds in our rink
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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