Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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