Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
don't judge my taste in strippers
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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