He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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