How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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