Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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