Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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