living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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