I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Is it because I queefed?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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