susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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