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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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