dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
porn star boner night. come get it.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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