Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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