I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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