it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Let's paint friendship bongs
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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