i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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