Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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