Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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