I wannas sexs uuuuu
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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