it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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