it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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