just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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