I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just saw a hot homeless man
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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