so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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