this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I'm like, not good at living.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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