I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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