I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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