Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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